{"id":13224,"date":"2010-08-26T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-27T00:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=13224"},"modified":"2010-08-26T09:21:26","modified_gmt":"2010-08-26T15:21:26","slug":"michael-ian-black-loses-his-shit-scolds-a-heckler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2010\/08\/michael-ian-black-loses-his-shit-scolds-a-heckler\/","title":{"rendered":"Michael Ian Black \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Loses His Shit,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Scolds a Moron"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/michaelianblack.tumblr.com\/post\/996254263\/last-night-i-kind-of-lost-my-shit\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/michael-ian-black-loses-his-shit-721-1282585364-8.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Living vicariously through MIB.\" width=\"500\" height=\"400\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/michael-ian-black-loses-his-shit-721-1282585364-8.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/michael-ian-black-loses-his-shit-721-1282585364-8-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a> <\/div>\n<p>Mr Black explains:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The guy in the dark says, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Because when you say you like Obama, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the same thing to me as saying \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcHeil Hitler.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>The audience, predictably, starts booing. I ask them to please calm down, that I will handle this in a mature way. While I am saying this to the audience, I am thinking, How do I possibly handle this in a mature way.<\/p>\n<p>So the audience settles down, and I turn to the gentleman and say, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sir, I say with this all due respect &#8211;  you are a fucking moron.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>And then I kind of lost my shit.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If you must know more, as we did after reading the macro listed above, go and <a href=\"http:\/\/michaelianblack.tumblr.com\/post\/996254263\/last-night-i-kind-of-lost-my-shit\" class=\"external external_icon\">read his Tumblr, Black is a Stallion<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>We are unashamed at expressing our love for you Mr Black. <\/p>\n<p>Unashamed and delighted.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>We like him even more for this classy bit:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>So yeah, I kind of lost my shit last night. And to that guy who shouted out \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Heil Hitler,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I apologize. <a href=\"http:\/\/michaelianblack.tumblr.com\/post\/996254263\/last-night-i-kind-of-lost-my-shit\" class=\"external external_icon\">There was no reason to meet your idiocy with my own, even though you are a fucking moron.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/freakangels.com\/whitechapel\/comments.php?DiscussionID=8664&#038;page=23#Item_7\" class=\"external external_icon\">august in whitechapel<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/michaelianblack.tumblr.com\/post\/996254263\/last-night-i-kind-of-lost-my-shit\" class=\"external external_icon\">black is a stallion<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr Black explains: The guy in the dark says, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Because when you say you like Obama, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the same thing to me as saying \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcHeil Hitler.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122\u00e2\u20ac\u009d The audience, predictably, starts booing. I ask them to please calm down, that I will handle this in a mature way. While I am saying this to the audience, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,76,14],"tags":[31,3128,4948,887,2342,33,3129,36,1263,2830],"class_list":["post-13224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-freaking-neat","category-macro","category-usa","tag-culture","tag-heckler","tag-macro","tag-michael-ian-black","tag-nicely","tag-politics","tag-president-obama","tag-quotables","tag-the-obama-effect","tag-tumblr-alert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13224"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13224\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13257,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13224\/revisions\/13257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}