{"id":12778,"date":"2010-08-10T07:08:21","date_gmt":"2010-08-10T13:08:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=12778"},"modified":"2010-08-09T17:58:29","modified_gmt":"2010-08-09T23:58:29","slug":"today-in-star-wars-the-blackstar-warrior-slicker-than-super-fly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2010\/08\/today-in-star-wars-the-blackstar-warrior-slicker-than-super-fly\/","title":{"rendered":"Today in Star Wars: The BLACKSTAR WARRIOR. Slicker than Super Fly."},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><object width=\"550\" height=\"334\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/K5QCZ3pdkwY&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/K5QCZ3pdkwY&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"550\" height=\"334\"><\/embed><\/object> <\/div>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Official&#8221; Synopsis<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0731346\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">Lando Calrissian<\/a> was the true hero of Star Wars. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adventurersplace.com\/Cosplay\/jimmys.htm\" class=\"external external_icon\">Han Solo<\/a>, just a pirate lackey.<\/p>\n<p>Ya dig?<\/p>\n<p><strong>What We Learned:<\/strong><br \/>\nDarth Vader has more beautiful girls than he can handle. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Why We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re Gonna Watch:<\/strong><br \/>\nThis <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=K5QCZ3pdkwY\" class=\"external external_icon\">fan-made(?) Star Wars as blacksploitation trailer<\/a> is 3 minutes and 11 seconds of love. Appearing in our Twitter feed early Monday. It looks to have <a href=\"http:\/\/moviesblog.mtv.com\/2010\/08\/09\/lando-calrissian-finally-gets-his-star-wars-spin-off-in-blackstar-warrior\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">viral video aspirations<\/a>. To what end we&#8217;re not sure yet. Blackstar Warrior is a choice bit of funny and we&#8217;re hoping there&#8217;s a full length parody in the future works.<\/p>\n<p>The deeper we dig, the more this looks like a follow-up movie to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=8419\">BLACK DYNAMITE<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>When&#8217;s it coming?<\/strong><br \/>\nNo clue yet. <\/p>\n<p>Whomever is behind this, you have our complete support.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Official site:<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/TheBlackstarwarrior\" class=\"external external_icon\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/TheBlackstarwarrior<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/landoistheman\" class=\"external external_icon\">http:\/\/twitter.com\/landoistheman<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.landoistheman.com\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">http:\/\/www.landoistheman.com\/<\/a><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.landoistheman.com\/\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/IMG_1038-700x1024-e1281396897942.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"poster needs some work, though.\" width=\"550\" height=\"804\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12780\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DarkHorseComics\/status\/20717549307\" class=\"external external_icon\">@darkhorsecomics<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Official&#8221; Synopsis Lando Calrissian was the true hero of Star Wars. Han Solo, just a pirate lackey. Ya dig? What We Learned: Darth Vader has more beautiful girls than he can handle. Why We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re Gonna Watch: This fan-made(?) Star Wars as blacksploitation trailer is 3 minutes and 11 seconds of love. Appearing in our Twitter [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,66,57],"tags":[2942,2946,2298,1170,2944,2947,2943,2948,637,640,2249,989,2945],"class_list":["post-12778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-one-sheets","category-trailers","tag-blacksploitation","tag-blackstar-warrior","tag-fan-made","tag-fan-film","tag-into-the-black","tag-jimmy-siokos","tag-lando-calrissian","tag-leonard-roberts","tag-parody","tag-short-film","tag-today-in-star-wars","tag-tuesday-tease","tag-what-if"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12778"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12786,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12778\/revisions\/12786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}