{"id":12758,"date":"2010-08-09T15:52:07","date_gmt":"2010-08-09T21:52:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=12758"},"modified":"2010-08-09T16:26:37","modified_gmt":"2010-08-09T22:26:37","slug":"play-deliver-me-to-hell-an-interactive-zombie-adventure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2010\/08\/play-deliver-me-to-hell-an-interactive-zombie-adventure\/","title":{"rendered":"Play: DELIVER ME TO HELL, An Interactive Zombie Adventure."},"content":{"rendered":"

Hell Pizza in New Zealand <\/a>has created an interactive You Tube game to promote their “win a year’s supply of pizza<\/a>” contest. It’s a 10-15 minute adventure once added together. At the end of each bit you get to choose which action our very dedicated Hell Pizza deliveryman must take.<\/p>\n

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Things learned from this clever You Tube marketing venture<\/strong>:
\n1)<\/strong>The annotations must be turned on in You Tube for you to be able to play.
\n2) <\/strong>Even during the much touted coming zombie apocalypse the pizza must be delivered on time.
\n3) <\/strong>Never trust a bloke in a bloody tux.
\n3a)<\/strong>Never pick up said bloke in said bloody tux. Even if he surrounded by walking death and you feel sorry for him. It’s Zombieland, people. Sacrifices have to be made.
\n3b)<\/strong>This goes double if said bloke puts on a fuzzy hat.
\n4)<\/strong>Clever marketing tactics can trump bad acting skills…barely.
\n5)<\/strong>As a kid we always died in the choose-your-own adventure stories the local bookstore sold. We should have this as a hint for all future decisions in life.
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via august in whitechapel<\/a>, hell pizza<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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