{"id":12691,"date":"2010-08-06T13:55:44","date_gmt":"2010-08-06T19:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=12691"},"modified":"2010-08-05T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-05T20:00:00","slug":"shark-week-bit-1-ride-the-shark-win-at-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2010\/08\/shark-week-bit-1-ride-the-shark-win-at-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Shark Week Bit #1: Ride the Shark. Win at Life."},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/nickholmes.tumblr.com\/post\/899341981\/how-to-win\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/tumblr_l6l5zzdjOW1qzmopno1_500.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"it&#039;s not jumping the shark if you never come down.\" width=\"500\" height=\"514\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12692\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/tumblr_l6l5zzdjOW1qzmopno1_500.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/tumblr_l6l5zzdjOW1qzmopno1_500-291x300.jpg 291w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a> <\/div>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/nickholmes.tumblr.com\/post\/899341981\/how-to-win\" class=\"external external_icon\">nick holmes<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>via nick holmes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,75],"tags":[2911,2271,654,463,2910],"class_list":["post-12691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-intertube-madness","tag-deep-blue-sea","tag-photoshopped","tag-sharks","tag-terror-from-the-sea","tag-win-at-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12691"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12694,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12691\/revisions\/12694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}