{"id":12398,"date":"2010-07-27T14:49:56","date_gmt":"2010-07-27T20:49:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=12398"},"modified":"2010-07-27T03:08:22","modified_gmt":"2010-07-27T09:08:22","slug":"trailer-tuesday-redband-machete-trailer-see-things-you-dared-not-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2010\/07\/trailer-tuesday-redband-machete-trailer-see-things-you-dared-not-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"Trailer Tuesday: Redband MACHETE Trailer. See Things You Dared Not Dream."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Official Synopsis<\/strong><\/p>\n

Yesterday He Was a Decent Man Living a Decent Life. Now He is a Brutal Savage Who Must Slaughter to Stay Alive.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What We Learned:<\/strong>
\nA man’s guts are useful in more ways than one.<\/p>\n

Why We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re Gonna Watch:<\/strong>
\nBorn from that little movie GRINDHOUSE <\/a>back in 2007, MACHETE has traveled a long strange road. Going from joke horror trailer, to greenlighted movie, to becoming that Robert Rodriguez movie that’s cast nearly every damn body in Hollywood. We’re not kidding. Check out this cast list<\/a>.<\/p>\n

While we do want to see it, we’re not exactly chomping at the bit to get in line. <\/p>\n

We dropped the trailer below the cut. It being redband and all. Filled with topless ladies and gruesome escape routes. Don’t blame us if you get fired for watching.<\/p>\n

When’s it coming?<\/strong>
\nSeptember 3, 2010
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Official site:<\/strong>
\nhttp:\/\/www.vivamachete.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n

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