{"id":12121,"date":"2010-07-12T08:07:30","date_gmt":"2010-07-12T14:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=12121"},"modified":"2010-07-09T09:12:03","modified_gmt":"2010-07-09T15:12:03","slug":"good-morning-star-wars-death-cookies-taste-like-dirt-without-vader-milk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2010\/07\/good-morning-star-wars-death-cookies-taste-like-dirt-without-vader-milk\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Morning Star Wars: Death Cookies Taste Like Dirt without Vader Milk"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/nickholmes.tumblr.com\/post\/787200843\/worth-doing\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/tumblr_l59hgxohZG1qzmopno1_500.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"The Dark Side tastes delicious.\" width=\"500\" height=\"625\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12122\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/tumblr_l59hgxohZG1qzmopno1_500.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/tumblr_l59hgxohZG1qzmopno1_500-240x300.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a> <\/div>\n<p>We shouldn&#8217;t have come.<\/p>\n<p>Vader&#8217;s in that milk.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re endangering snack-time.<\/p>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/nickholmes.tumblr.com\/post\/787200843\/worth-doing\" class=\"external external_icon\">nick holmes<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We shouldn&#8217;t have come. Vader&#8217;s in that milk. We&#8217;re endangering snack-time. via nick holmes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[75,691,76],"tags":[2668,2666,2443,4948,2669,2667,366,2095,418,2249],"class_list":["post-12121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-intertube-madness","category-lol-intertube-madness","category-macro","tag-cookie","tag-evil-tastes-good","tag-good-morning","tag-macro","tag-milk","tag-snack-time","tag-star-wars","tag-stuff-for-geeks","tag-tasty","tag-today-in-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12121"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12123,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12121\/revisions\/12123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}