{"id":11749,"date":"2010-07-05T17:08:03","date_gmt":"2010-07-05T23:08:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=11749"},"modified":"2010-07-02T06:27:37","modified_gmt":"2010-07-02T12:27:37","slug":"wipe-your-butt-with-spider-man-and-the-incredible-hulk-toilet-paper-comic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2010\/07\/wipe-your-butt-with-spider-man-and-the-incredible-hulk-toilet-paper-comic\/","title":{"rendered":"Wipe Your Bum with Spider-Man and The Incredible Hulk, Flush them Down with Admiral Ackbar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In one hand, <strong>novelty toilet paper from the 70s!<\/strong><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/geektyrant.com\/news\/2010\/6\/24\/spider-man-and-the-incredible-hulk-toilet-paper-comic.html\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/toiletpapercomics.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"if it were Red Hulk, we&#039;d have a case of these.\" width=\"550\" height=\"329\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/toiletpapercomics.png 550w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/toiletpapercomics-300x179.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>Back in 1979 The Amazing Spider-Man and The Incredible Hulk were featured in an original, never-before-reprinted comic book story called<a href=\"http:\/\/geektyrant.com\/news\/2010\/6\/24\/spider-man-and-the-incredible-hulk-toilet-paper-comic.html\" class=\"external external_icon\"> Gamma Gambit on a roll of novelty Toilet Paper<\/a>. Yes, toilet paper. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In the other hand, <strong>novelty graphic design from Deviant Art<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yes. Yes. &#8220;It&#8217;s a Crap!&#8221; We made the joke, Internet. happy now?<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/bmansnuggles.deviantart.com\/gallery\/#\/d2o86me\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Admiral_Ackbar_toilet_by_bmansnuggles-e1277892315407.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Admiral_Ackbar_toilet_by_bmansnuggles - You know how Japanese toilets have jets of water that shot up to clean your underparts? That&#039;s Ackbar&#039;s loving tongue at work. Think about it.\" width=\"550\" height=\"412\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11805\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Thank you, <a href=\"http:\/\/bmansnuggles.deviantart.com\/gallery\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">Brendon Phillips<\/a>. You gave a hum-drum post a one-two punch.<\/p>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/geektyrant.com\/news\/2010\/6\/24\/spider-man-and-the-incredible-hulk-toilet-paper-comic.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">geek tyrant<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/bmansnuggles.deviantart.com\/gallery\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">Deviant Brendon Phillips<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In one hand, novelty toilet paper from the 70s! Back in 1979 The Amazing Spider-Man and The Incredible Hulk were featured in an original, never-before-reprinted comic book story called Gamma Gambit on a roll of novelty Toilet Paper. Yes, toilet paper. In the other hand, novelty graphic design from Deviant Art Yes. Yes. &#8220;It&#8217;s a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,17,32],"tags":[875,2574,806,2552,2575,671,2550,554,2249,2551,1648],"class_list":["post-11749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-history","category-marketing","tag-born-in-the-70s","tag-brendon-phillips","tag-graphic-design","tag-incredible-hulk","tag-its-a-crap","tag-marvel","tag-novelty","tag-spiderman","tag-today-in-star-wars","tag-toilet-paper-comics","tag-wait-what-why"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11749"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11930,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11749\/revisions\/11930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}