{"id":11736,"date":"2010-06-28T12:50:33","date_gmt":"2010-06-28T18:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=11736"},"modified":"2010-06-28T04:07:30","modified_gmt":"2010-06-28T10:07:30","slug":"man-threatens-to-behead-neighbors-over-vuvuzela-blaring-really-can-you-blame-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2010\/06\/man-threatens-to-behead-neighbors-over-vuvuzela-blaring-really-can-you-blame-him\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Threatens to Behead Neighbors Over Vuvuzela Blaring. Really, Can You Blame Him?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is what it&#8217;s coming to.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Weiden (Germany): A 45-year-old American working for the US Army has been arrested in Germany for<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dnaindia.com\/sport\/report_vuvuzela-hater-arrested-for-threatening-to-chop-off-neighbours-heads_1402036\" class=\"external external_icon\"> threatening to chop off his neighbours&#8217; heads with an axe over their nonstop blaring of World Cup vuvuzela horns<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>We bloody well swear it is.  If this morbid vuvuzela fascination doesn&#8217;t end, we&#8217;ll chop off the head of the Internet. And that&#8217;s a viscous assortment of fluids we do not want on the living room rug.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, below the jump, we&#8217;ve dropped animated gifs, videos and photos demonstrating the reasons why vuvuzelas must be stopped. Yeah, it&#8217;s not a threatening axe to the neck but it&#8217;ll do.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<strong>Notes From: The Big Caption<\/strong><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thebigcaption.com\/post\/702497368\/please-do-not-blow-the-vuvuzelas-original\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/dontblowvuvuzelas-e1277717464238.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"listen to the pretty graphic... or else\" width=\"550\" height=\"372\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11741\" \/><\/a> <\/div>\n<p>Sadly, they <a href=\"http:\/\/thebigcaption.com\/post\/735534897\/just-fuckin-do-it-original\" class=\"external external_icon\">didn&#8217;t listen<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Adult Swim Bumps are Not Immune<\/strong><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bumpworthy.com\/?m=browse&amp;s=vuvuzela\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/bumpworthyvuvuzelas.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"15 seconds? we won&#039;t last 15 hours!\" width=\"550\" height=\"331\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11746\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/bumpworthyvuvuzelas.png 550w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/bumpworthyvuvuzelas-300x180.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a> <\/div>\n<p>Our loyalty to anime on Adult Swim was tested when their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bumpworthy.com\/?m=browse&#038;s=vuvuzela\" class=\"external external_icon\">almighty bumps were invaded<\/a> by a mind-numbing bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.<\/p>\n<p>Is nothing sacred?<\/p>\n<p>Look to the following links for video.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bumpworthy.com\/bumps\/2427\" class=\"external external_icon\">EBS Test<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bumpworthy.com\/bumps\/2419\" class=\"external external_icon\">Saturday Schedule Vuvuzela<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bumpworthy.com\/bumps\/2418\" class=\"external external_icon\">15 Seconds of Vuvuzela<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Internet has Its Say via Gimli<\/strong><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/LOTRvuvuzela.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"that Gimli sure can blow\" width=\"400\" height=\"170\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11737\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/LOTRvuvuzela.gif 400w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/LOTRvuvuzela-300x127.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/> <\/div>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Vuvuzela of Doom&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NXPPyjtw5WU&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0xe1600f&#038;color2=0xfebd01\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NXPPyjtw5WU&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0xe1600f&#038;color2=0xfebd01\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object> <\/div>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/bytejacker\/statuses\/16964483748\" class=\"external external_icon\">@bytejacker<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>For Fear of Invoking Godwin&#8217;s Law&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8230;we won&#8217;t mention that infamous butcher who also hates the bloody things. When you-know-who speaks out against plastic horns, you might want to re-assess your priorities, FIFA.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/z-Ln_rqPpPk&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0xe1600f&#038;color2=0xfebd01\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/z-Ln_rqPpPk&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0xe1600f&#038;color2=0xfebd01\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is what it&#8217;s coming to. Weiden (Germany): A 45-year-old American working for the US Army has been arrested in Germany for threatening to chop off his neighbours&#8217; heads with an axe over their nonstop blaring of World Cup vuvuzela horns. We bloody well swear it is. If this morbid vuvuzela fascination doesn&#8217;t end, we&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[75,691,20],"tags":[1303,31,2546,529,2548,803,2545,2549,1156,2543,2544],"class_list":["post-11736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-intertube-madness","category-lol-intertube-madness","category-sport","tag-animated-gif","tag-culture","tag-fifa","tag-internet-meme","tag-little-plastic-horns","tag-meme","tag-memes-that-need-killing","tag-soccer","tag-the-games-we-play","tag-vuvuzela","tag-world-cup"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11736"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11748,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11736\/revisions\/11748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}