{"id":11686,"date":"2010-06-26T10:41:45","date_gmt":"2010-06-26T16:41:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=11686"},"modified":"2010-06-25T16:54:51","modified_gmt":"2010-06-25T22:54:51","slug":"today-in-star-wars-lord-vader-takes-a-penalty-shot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2010\/06\/today-in-star-wars-lord-vader-takes-a-penalty-shot\/","title":{"rendered":"Today in Star Wars: Lord Vader Takes a Penalty Shot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Uh oh.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=11686#more-11686\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/SITHSOCCER.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"[clever soccer\/geek joke here]\" width=\"406\" height=\"230\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11690\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/SITHSOCCER.png 406w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/SITHSOCCER-300x169.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 406px) 100vw, 406px\" \/><\/a> <\/div>\n<p>Below the cut: the outcome.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nApologies for subjecting you to Attack of the Show&#8217;s &#8220;Around the Net&#8221; segment. This was the best way to expose you to the Dark Side of soccer. After a force-feeding of commercial seconds, quick-jump to stamp 3:39 and all will be explained.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><object classId=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"418\" id=\"VideoPlayerLg46937\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/g4tv.com\/lv3\/46937\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/g4tv.com\/lv3\/46937\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" name=\"VideoPlayer\" width=\"480\" height=\"382\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<div style=\"margin:0;text-align:center;width:480px;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12px;color:#FF9B00;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/g4tv.com\/games\/reviews\/\" style=\"color:#FF9B00;\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"external external_icon\">Game Reviews<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/g4tv.com\/e32010\" style=\"color:#FF9B00;\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"external external_icon\">E3 2010<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/g4tv.com\/attackoftheshow\/aroundthenet\/index.html\" style=\"color:#FF9B00;\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"external external_icon\">Around the Net<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Run to Yoo&#8217;s site. Scroll down to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pideyoo.com\/Portal\/?page=Document\/doc_view_section.asp&#038;id_document=277\" class=\"external external_icon\">Yoo Mundial &#8211; Episodio II &#8211; Penal<\/a> for Vader-ness without commentary. Hell, there&#8217;s an entire collection of Star Wars soccer themed advertisements over <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pideyoo.com\/Portal\/?page=Document\/doc_view_section.asp&#038;id_document=277\" class=\"external external_icon\">there<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/g4tv.com\/attackoftheshow\/aroundthenet\/71221\/Militant-Rooster-Sith-Soccer.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">attack of the show<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uh oh. Below the cut: the outcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,20,6],"tags":[2527,2528,1560,2526,2095,2249],"class_list":["post-11686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marketing","category-sport","category-world","tag-around-the-net","tag-attack-of-the-show","tag-commercial","tag-sith-soccer","tag-stuff-for-geeks","tag-today-in-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11686"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11695,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11686\/revisions\/11695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}