{"id":11679,"date":"2010-06-24T17:55:46","date_gmt":"2010-06-24T23:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=11679"},"modified":"2010-06-24T18:06:58","modified_gmt":"2010-06-25T00:06:58","slug":"watch-the-red-trailer-helen-mirren-with-a-machine-gun-thank-you-warrenellis-thank-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2010\/06\/watch-the-red-trailer-helen-mirren-with-a-machine-gun-thank-you-warrenellis-thank-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Watch: The RED Trailer. Helen Mirren with a Machine Gun! Thank You, @WarrenEllis, Thank You."},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"> <object width=\"560\" height=\"340\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/JJCzSiqO7hQ&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x5d1719&#038;color2=0xcd311b\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/JJCzSiqO7hQ&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x5d1719&#038;color2=0xcd311b\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>\n<p>Sadly, we have not read Mr Ellis&#8217; <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Red_%28comics%29\" class=\"external external_icon\">RED<\/a>.  This will have to change very soon.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Official Synopsis<\/strong><br \/>\nRed is the story of Frank Moses , a former black-ops CIA agent, who is now living a quiet life. That is, until the day a hi-tech assassin shows up intent on killing him. With his identity compromised and the life of the woman he cares for, Sarah , endangered, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Red_%282010_film%29\" class=\"external external_icon\">Frank reassembles his old team (Freeman, Malkovich and Mirren) <\/a>in a last ditch effort to survive.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What We Learned:<\/strong><br \/>\nAs we grow older, seeing well-aged professionals kick the snot out of wet-behind-the-ears whippersnappers becomes more poignant.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re Gonna Watch:<\/strong><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s right there in the post title. &#8220;Helen Mirren with a machine gun!&#8221; John Malkovich as a drugged out weapons expert, Morgan Freeman being Morgan Freeman, and Mary-Louise Parker being her sexy self are just gravy on that sandwich.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right. A gravy sandwich!<\/p>\n<p><strong>When&#8217;s it coming?<\/strong><br \/>\nOctober 15, 2010<\/p>\n<p><strong>Official site:<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.red-themovie.com\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">http:\/\/www.red-themovie.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nOn Whitechapel, a message board we need to keep better tabs on, <a href=\"http:\/\/freakangels.com\/whitechapel\/comments.php?DiscussionID=8457&#038;page=1#Item_0\" class=\"external external_icon\">Ellis shared<\/a> a small bit on the film adaptation of <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/warrenellis\" class=\"external external_icon\">his <\/a>and<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/cully_hamner\" class=\"external external_icon\"> Cully Hamner<\/a>&#8216;s comic creation.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/freakangels.com\/whitechapel\/comments.php?DiscussionID=8457&#038;page=1#Item_0\" class=\"external external_icon\">Everyone will recognise the first ten minutes as coming from the book<\/a>. Then, after that, it wanders off on its own, coming back to the book on a few occasions in terms of literal adaptation.<br \/>\n-Warren Ellis<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You&#8217;ve inspired Helen Mirren with a machine gun and, possibly, Mary-Louise Parker being a bad-ass spy all wrapped together in a kick-ass trailer.  We think we can live with the changes.<\/p>\n<p>At least, we hope we can.<\/p>\n<p>While we wait for the official one-sheet to appear, have some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comicbookdb.com\/creator_title.php?ID=677&#038;cID=1&#038;pID=1\" class=\"external external_icon\">comic covers<\/a> of the movie source material.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.red-themovie.com\/\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/red_comic_book_cover.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Execs figured, &quot;Bruce Willis!&quot; the minute they saw the cover.\" width=\"400\" height=\"610\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11682\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/red_comic_book_cover.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/red_comic_book_cover-196x300.jpg 196w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a> <\/div>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/freakangels.com\/whitechapel\/comments.php?DiscussionID=8457&#038;page=1#Item_0\" class=\"external external_icon\">whitechapel<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sadly, we have not read Mr Ellis&#8217; RED. This will have to change very soon. Official Synopsis Red is the story of Frank Moses , a former black-ops CIA agent, who is now living a quiet life. That is, until the day a hi-tech assassin shows up intent on killing him. With his identity compromised [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,56,57],"tags":[103,1327,1338,1966,1505,2520,2525,2524,2521,2523,2522,747],"class_list":["post-11679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics","category-movies","category-trailers","tag-awesome","tag-bruce-willis","tag-comics-to-movie","tag-dc-comics","tag-dc-entertainment","tag-helen-mirren","tag-john-malkovich","tag-mary-louise-parker","tag-morgan-freeman","tag-old-school-violence","tag-red","tag-warren-ellis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11679"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11679\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11685,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11679\/revisions\/11685"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}