{"id":10641,"date":"2010-04-19T10:00:05","date_gmt":"2010-04-19T16:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=10641"},"modified":"2010-04-19T07:05:48","modified_gmt":"2010-04-19T13:05:48","slug":"parents-hire-devil-clown-to-horrify-children-on-birthdays-therapy-costs-not-included","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2010\/04\/parents-hire-devil-clown-to-horrify-children-on-birthdays-therapy-costs-not-included\/","title":{"rendered":"Parents Hire Devil Clown to Horrify Children on Birthdays, Therapy Costs Not Included"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.metro.co.uk\/weird\/821591-evil-clown-hired-for-stalking-threats-and-a-pie-in-the-face\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/article-1271189185680-091D6554000005DC-366379_636x8292-230x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Agency offers evil clowns for kids birthday parties\" width=\"230\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-10647\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.metro.co.uk\/weird\/821591-evil-clown-hired-for-stalking-threats-and-a-pie-in-the-face\" class=\"external external_icon\">Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.<br \/>\n[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcThe child feels more and more that it is being pursued,\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 said Deville.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcThe clown\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n<p>If the boy or girl manages to avoid the \u00e2\u20ac\u02dchit\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s alright then. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You know why things like this don&#8217;t happen in the US of A? Remember what happened to [name censored] in ZOMBIELAND?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, you do. <\/p>\n<p>Friends of Groonk don&#8217;t get any ideas. Our boomstick remains at the ready.<\/p>\n<p>via 7d, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metro.co.uk\/weird\/821591-evil-clown-hired-for-stalking-threats-and-a-pie-in-the-face\" class=\"external external_icon\">Metro<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes. He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked. [&#8230;] \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcThe child feels more and more that it is being pursued,\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 said Deville. \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcThe clown\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s one and only aim [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[198,1598,1665,31,616,2176,1856,461,1628,802],"class_list":["post-10641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-world","tag-british","tag-classic-horror","tag-classic-monster","tag-culture","tag-damn-clowns","tag-dominic-deville","tag-nutters","tag-scared-me-senseless","tag-seriously-wtf","tag-the-most-horrible-thing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10641"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10641\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10651,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10641\/revisions\/10651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}