{"id":10565,"date":"2010-04-16T11:00:34","date_gmt":"2010-04-16T17:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/?p=10565"},"modified":"2010-04-29T12:00:25","modified_gmt":"2010-04-29T18:00:25","slug":"open-your-eyes-my-little-friend-best-worst-movie-has-a-poster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/2010\/04\/open-your-eyes-my-little-friend-best-worst-movie-has-a-poster\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Your Eyes My Little Friend, BEST WORST MOVIE has a Poster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If there&#8217;s anything you learn in this world it must be this: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/troll_2\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">TROLL 2<\/a> was made and it is the most god-awful thing you&#8217;ll ever put into your eyes.  We&#8217;re talking <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/gigli\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">GIGLI bad<\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/battlefield_earth\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">BATTLEFIELD EARTH<\/a> horrible.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t take our word for it. Search the You Tube for the infamous bad movie montage. Better yet check out this <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/4848766\" class=\"external external_icon\">Montage of Wonder and Awe on Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Over the last 20 years the maddest thing happened. TROLL 2 became a cult sensation. Blame MST3K. Blame the ironic hipster culture where everything (and we mean everything) that is bad is good. Blame it on the rain for all the good it&#8217;ll do you. TROLL 2 is celebrated in its awfulness by a select group of fans all over the nation and there&#8217;s nothing you can do about it.<\/p>\n<p>You can do nothing but make a documentary about acting in the BEST WORST MOVIE ever made, that is.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bestworstmovie.com\/\" class=\"external\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/BestWorstPoster1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"BEST WORST MOVIE - GREEN &amp; GOLD\" width=\"427\" height=\"640\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10566\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/BestWorstPoster1.jpg 427w, https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/BestWorstPoster1-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 427px) 100vw, 427px\" \/><\/a> <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bestworstmovie.com\/filmmakers\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">Directed <\/a>by the <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/bestworstmovie\" class=\"external external_icon\">annoying 10 year old child star<\/a> of the worst movie ever made, <a href=\"http:\/\/bestworstmovie.com\/about\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">BEST WORST MOVIE is a documentary<\/a> exploring the behind the scenes happenings of TROLL 2. Judging from the independent awards and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/best_worst_movie\/\" class=\"external external_icon\">current 100% freshness on Rotten Tomatoes, BEST WORST MOVIE<\/a> needs to play at a theater near us some time soon.<\/p>\n<p>Trailer after the jump.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><object width=\"505\" height=\"284\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=10291711&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=ff9933&amp;fullscreen=1\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=10291711&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=ff9933&amp;fullscreen=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" width=\"505\" height=\"284\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/10291711\" class=\"external external_icon\">BEST WORST MOVIE Trailer<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/bestworstmovie\" class=\"external external_icon\">Best Worst Movie<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\" class=\"external external_icon\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/community.livejournal.com\/ohnotheydidnt\/45460091.html\" class=\"external external_icon\">ontd<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If there&#8217;s anything you learn in this world it must be this: TROLL 2 was made and it is the most god-awful thing you&#8217;ll ever put into your eyes. We&#8217;re talking GIGLI bad. BATTLEFIELD EARTH horrible. Don&#8217;t take our word for it. Search the You Tube for the infamous bad movie montage. Better yet check [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71,56,66,57],"tags":[1009,2151,2149,4946,1038,375,1187,2150,2229,388],"class_list":["post-10565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-documentary","category-movies","category-one-sheets","category-trailers","tag-1990s","tag-bad-is-good","tag-best-worst-movie","tag-documentary","tag-movie-poster","tag-nostalgia","tag-one-sheet-wonder","tag-troll-2","tag-tyler-stout","tag-vimeo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10565"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10830,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10565\/revisions\/10830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}