Posts Tagged beer

Good Morning, Beer and Bacon Mancakes. (Yes, There’s a Recipe)

Posted by mistergroonk in Food, Photography on January 31, 2011

Beer and Bacon Mancakes Recipe

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Good Morning, The End of History(World’s Strongest Beer). Happy Hour won’t Come Soon Enough

Posted by mistergroonk in Just Freaking Neat, Marketing on July 26, 2010

Our old buddies BrewDog have done it again. Not content with winning back the “strongest beer in the world” title last February with its Sink the Bismarck!, they’ve now upped their game with a new brew that is 55 percent alcohol by volume and carries a $765 price tag. It’s called The End of History.

The only words we have are for pleading. Won’t some generous soul buy us a bottle of this squirrel-snuggied brew?

A video for how BrewDog hit upon this brewing revelation brought on by poor dead Mr Stoat lay below.
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The Turkey Overload: All the Bird You Will Ever Need

Posted by mistergroonk in Holiday, Music, Trailers, Tutorials on November 25, 2009

Hello, Thanksgiving 2009. We look forward to stuffing our faces with your precious turkey sacrifice. And pie! By the gods the pie shall flow like the mighty Niagara. All we have to offer you on these lean-posting days is a list of what you can do with turkey.

Enjoy.

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#RetweetThursday: On Creative Endeavors, Broken Replies, Freed Hops and Fan Made Fervor

Posted by mistergroonk in Alabama, Art, Comics, Space, Twitter, Video on May 28, 2009

It’s the end of the month? Again?? There has to be a tear in space/time being perpetrated on this reality sphere. We swear it was May 1st just yesterday. CERN! What have you been doing these days?

  1. RT @karllong http://sacred-texts.com -“largest free archive of online books about religion, mythology, folklore and the esoteric on the web”
  2. RT @mashable Reading: “19 Reasons You Should Blog And Not Just Tweet” http://bit.ly/OWaSK
  3. RT @GregCarter If a creator isn’t whoring they are just wanking. Whoring pays better (most of the time).
  4. RT @verso: Good night Twitter. Good work, sleep well. @ev and @biz will most likely kill you in the morning. #openreplies http://is.gd/zpmp
  5. RT @BrianMcAlister: More on Alabama Senate’s passing of the “Free the Hops” bill today http://bit.ly/13wJvQ (via @aldotcom) #FTH

The list exceeded the limits we set on them by a count of 5. Rather than trim the fat, we kept them. It is Groonk.Net after all. We are the aforementioned Groonk. We can do what we damn well please. Like curse, for instance. The list, as per usual, is ordered from oldest to newest. The last 10 retweets lay below the cut.

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Tuesday Tease: BEER WARS. Is Your Yeast Happy?

Posted by mistergroonk in Alabama, Movies, One Sheets, Trailers on March 17, 2009

beerwars_poster_thumbWe’ve been known to have a pint or two on occasion. In all the years of supping the sweet, fermented love brought forth from nature’s ample bosom, we agree that most Americans have not actually had *real beer.* Certain elements of the coming documentary BEER WARS suggests that we need *angry beer* to make us happy.

As the increasing popularity of our local Free the Hops movement in the very southern Rocket City can attest, we’re pretty fucking angry at having to drink weak beer.

We’re as angry as this hideous one-sheet for BEER WARS.

Watch the trailer after the jump.

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