{"id":994,"date":"2006-09-07T12:35:02","date_gmt":"2006-09-07T12:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=994"},"modified":"2006-09-07T12:35:02","modified_gmt":"2006-09-07T12:35:02","slug":"suri-cruise-is-one-cute-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=994","title":{"rendered":"Suri Cruise is One Cute Kid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you see? <a href=\"http:\/\/thesuperficial.com\/2006\/09\/suri_cruise_is_a_real_human_be.html\">She&#8217;s real and everything<\/a>.  Who knew the kid would be so adorable?  If she dodges the &#8220;crazy bullet,&#8221; she&#8217;s primed for world domination.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not prone to posting any type of Cruise news but, I needed some kind of filler around here.<\/p>\n<p>Look at <a href=\"http:\/\/thesuperficial.com\/2006\/09\/suri_cruise_is_a_real_human_be.html\">The Superficial for pics and a video<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you see? She&#8217;s real and everything. Who knew the kid would be so adorable? If she dodges the &#8220;crazy bullet,&#8221; she&#8217;s primed for world domination. I&#8217;m not prone to posting any type of Cruise news but, I needed some kind of filler around here. Look at The Superficial for pics and a video.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-too-many-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=994"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/994\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}