{"id":988,"date":"2006-08-23T05:43:51","date_gmt":"2006-08-23T05:43:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=988"},"modified":"2006-08-23T05:43:51","modified_gmt":"2006-08-23T05:43:51","slug":"youre-a-little-late-im-already-torn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=988","title":{"rendered":"You're a little late I'm already torn"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ever feel like you’re being pulled in 10 directions at once? Ever feel half of those pullers don’t have your best interests at heart? If so, I’m hip. Let’s have a coffee one day and talk about it.<\/p>\n

I’m busy being a pussy about facing an administration that has denied me twice before. If I am denied a third time<\/a>, does that make me their savior?<\/p>\n

Doubtful.<\/p>\n

The wallpaper below is a cover to one of the delayed Civil War books. I think Spidey may be realizing he backed the wrong pony on that whole “Whose Side are You On?” <\/a>jazz.<\/p>\n

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Superheroes Like to Touch Spiderman (1680×1050)<\/p>\n

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Once I get my situation sorted, I’ll be back with regular-ish pithy responses to world situations, thoughts on stuff I watch\/read\/hear, and maybe even a little bit of life experiences again. Seems the universe has seen fit to throw more life-stuff my way. Nothing terribly exciting. But at least it’s something<\/em>.<\/p>\n

The rows of life’s ducks have much to fear from me. Fear that is only felt when you go a’hunting with Dick Cheney<\/a>. Armed with only A’s and B’s(and a scant C), I face the dreaded administration alone.<\/p>\n

During my painful transition have the above widescreen wallpaper of Spiderman being ripped asunder by his friends. I’m not sure what’s sadder, that I equated my life to a fictional character’s woes or the fact that I can name all those grabby hands looking to wishbone Spidey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ever feel like you’re being pulled in 10 directions at once? Ever feel half of those pullers don’t have your best interests at heart? If so, I’m hip. Let’s have a coffee one day and talk about it. I’m busy being a pussy about facing an administration that has denied me twice before. If I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-desktop","category-too-many-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}