{"id":986,"date":"2006-08-17T08:17:18","date_gmt":"2006-08-17T08:17:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=986"},"modified":"2006-08-17T08:17:18","modified_gmt":"2006-08-17T08:17:18","slug":"they-make-your-milk-sugary-sweet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=986","title":{"rendered":"They Make Your Milk Sugary Sweet"},"content":{"rendered":"

Let’s bathe in old news whilst I redefine what it means to set personal deadlines and meet each one with gusto. I’ve been collecting thoughts and other written crap on stuff I’ve seen on the big screen and TV but neglecting to get my shit together enough to throw it into(or is it onto?) the web at a regular basis.<\/p>\n

But I do find time to have silly email conversations with friends. My priorities are completely screwed.<\/p>\n

Dirt quoted to me some article that spoke on the weeks old Mel Gibson debacle<\/a> which stated:<\/p>\n

\n

“I don’t care how offended you were by the rest of it – you laughed a little when
\nyou read ‘sugartits'”.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

There’s no lie in that.<\/p>\n

I suggested if he had used that line in any of his previous movies, it would have made each flick that much more awesome. For example:<\/p>\n

Passion of Christ<\/em>
\n“I forgive all you sugartits”<\/p>\n

Braveheart<\/em>
\n“And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to
\ntrade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one
\nchance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our
\nlives, but they’ll never take… OUR SUGARTITS!”<\/p>\n

Lethal Weapon<\/em>
\n“This is a real badge, I’m a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun,
\nsugartits!”<\/p>\n

Silly, perhaps.<\/p>\n

Genius? Indubitably.<\/p>\n

We need to work on retconning all his noise. Starting with Gibson’s silly, booze-infested brain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Let’s bathe in old news whilst I redefine what it means to set personal deadlines and meet each one with gusto. I’ve been collecting thoughts and other written crap on stuff I’ve seen on the big screen and TV but neglecting to get my shit together enough to throw it into(or is it onto?) the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-too-many-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=986"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}