{"id":980,"date":"2006-08-09T19:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-09T19:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=980"},"modified":"2006-08-09T19:56:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-09T19:56:00","slug":"jesus-sees-your-dirty-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=980","title":{"rendered":"Jesus Sees Your Dirty Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"photo\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/groonk\/201241091\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/69\/201241091_39305628a8.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"Jesus Likes to Stare\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>And He&#8217;s gonna egg-beat some love into your filthy hearts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And He&#8217;s gonna egg-beat some love into your filthy hearts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[274],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-groonk-in-absence-of-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=980"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}