{"id":946,"date":"2006-05-12T19:44:36","date_gmt":"2006-05-12T19:44:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=946"},"modified":"2006-05-12T19:44:36","modified_gmt":"2006-05-12T19:44:36","slug":"the-weekend-watch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=946","title":{"rendered":"The Weekend Watch"},"content":{"rendered":"

Friday<\/strong>
\n»<\/strong> The Doctor<\/a> finds the mummy of a young WWII Londoner during the Blitz. Rose wears the Union Jack <\/a>as a t-shirt. 51st century man Captain Jack Harkness rides a bomb and grows a heart.<\/p>\n

Saturday<\/strong>
\n»<\/strong> In Justice League<\/a><\/em>‘s series finale, what’s left of the Legion of Doom teams with the League to fight a ressurected god of Apokolips Darkseid. If you missed all the previous JL’s shame on you. Watch this one and kick yourself for missing previous seasons of excellence.<\/p>\n

»<\/strong> Cousin Stevie gives his wife a second honeymoon in Saint Marten. Oh and his boss and cousin Adam happens to be there shooting another Team Tushy<\/a> masterpiece. It’s merely another day in the life of a gonzo porn Family Business<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n

Sunday<\/strong>
\nIt’s Mother’s Day<\/a>. Call your Moms you bums. Or better yet, go home and give her a hug.<\/p>\n

»<\/strong> The West Wing<\/a><\/em> closes its doors on the Bartlet Administration and opens it’s arms to President-elect Santos. It’s a sad day. The Wing got infinitely more interesting when it recieved a pink slip after 11 years of fantasy politics. If only, just this once, life imitated art. Be sure to catch the pilot episode a full hour earlier. There’s sure to be story symmetry going on.<\/p>\n

»<\/strong> There’ll be a cut away, a gimmick, and Family Guy<\/em><\/a> will cause laughter to flow through these dead apartment walls.<\/p>\n

»<\/strong> Grey’s Anatomy<\/a><\/em>‘s Meredith remains on my shit list for earlier fictional damage; then she makes time to damage another fictional character , the ex-Boy Blunder<\/a>. In other news, something shocking happens in the hospital. Unless it’s TV fate making things right by causing Meredith to spontaneously combust, I don’t much care. I would be perfectly happy to rename this oddly popular medical drama Izzie’s Anatomy<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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