{"id":928,"date":"2006-03-20T17:28:54","date_gmt":"2006-03-20T17:28:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=928"},"modified":"2006-03-20T17:28:54","modified_gmt":"2006-03-20T17:28:54","slug":"groonkly-bit-131","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=928","title":{"rendered":"Groonkly Bit"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"blocked\">&#8220;Women are funny; if they start thinking about something that bothers them, they can&#8217;t have an orgasm. With a guy, you gotta break a pencil off of his penis. Women look at orgasms as something they give away. It&#8217;s like, &#8216;I&#8217;m giving you my orgasm, I&#8217;m having an orgasm for you.&#8217; Guys just want to get rid of their orgasm; they&#8217;re not looking to keep it at all.&#8221;<br \/>&#8212;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/Hollywood\/Hills\/7133\/qwomen.html\">Adam Carolla<\/a> Loveline<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Women are funny; if they start thinking about something that bothers them, they can&#8217;t have an orgasm. With a guy, you gotta break a pencil off of his penis. Women look at orgasms as something they give away. It&#8217;s like, &#8216;I&#8217;m giving you my orgasm, I&#8217;m having an orgasm for you.&#8217; Guys just want to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}