{"id":889,"date":"2005-12-06T13:34:47","date_gmt":"2005-12-06T13:34:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=889"},"modified":"2005-12-06T13:34:47","modified_gmt":"2005-12-06T13:34:47","slug":"three-points-of-mystery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=889","title":{"rendered":"Three Points of Mystery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t watch Sci Fi Channel&#8217;s<a href=\"http:\/\/scifi.com\/triangle\/\">The Triangle<\/a> because <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0002041\/\">Dean Devlin<\/a>(take <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0120685\/\">Godzilla<\/a><\/em>, <u>please<\/u>) or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001741\/\">Bryan Singer<\/a>(<em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0114814\/\">Usual Suspects<\/a><\/em>. <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0120903\/\">X-Men<\/a><\/em>. All Good!) is involved.<\/p>\n<p>Watch it cause <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0639328\/\">Rockne S. O&#8217;Bannon<\/a>(<em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.savefarscape.com\/\">Farscape<\/a><\/em>!) stirred that sargasso stew.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scifi.com\/triangle\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"bell'striangle.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/main\/images\/bell%27striangle.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"232\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><br \/>or you could watch it cause <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0004738\/\">catherine bell<\/a>&#8216;s all up in that joint<\/div>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n<p>[<strong>update<\/strong>: on second thought, skip this one. o&#8217;bannon and singer could not make up for the insurmountable blandness that is devlin.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t watch Sci Fi Channel&#8217;sThe Triangle because Dean Devlin(take Godzilla, please) or Bryan Singer(Usual Suspects. X-Men. All Good!) is involved. Watch it cause Rockne S. O&#8217;Bannon(Farscape!) stirred that sargasso stew. or you could watch it cause catherine bell&#8216;s all up in that joint That is all. [update: on second thought, skip this one. o&#8217;bannon and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=889"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}