{"id":839,"date":"2005-09-12T16:35:20","date_gmt":"2005-09-12T16:35:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=839"},"modified":"2005-09-12T16:35:20","modified_gmt":"2005-09-12T16:35:20","slug":"because-im-smarter-than-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=839","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;because I&#039;m smarter than you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Duncan (aka Dunc!) sent me an <a href=\"http:\/\/web.tickle.com\/tests\/uiq\/authorize\/register.jsp?url=\/tests\/uiq\/index.jsp&#038;stay\">IQ test <\/a>so I figured, &#8216;Why the fuck not?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>I scored 118.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blocked\">Your Intellectual Type is <strong>Insightful Linguist<\/strong>. This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that&#8217;s just some of what we know about you from your test results.<\/div>\n<p>That&#8217;s right. I took a fast food IQ test and deemed myself more worthy than you.<\/p>\n<p>I rule you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Duncan (aka Dunc!) sent me an IQ test so I figured, &#8216;Why the fuck not?&#8217; I scored 118. Your Intellectual Type is Insightful Linguist. This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quizworld"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=839"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}