{"id":805,"date":"2005-07-03T12:49:58","date_gmt":"2005-07-03T12:49:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=805"},"modified":"2005-07-03T12:49:58","modified_gmt":"2005-07-03T12:49:58","slug":"birthday-wishes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=805","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Wishes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For me!!<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"7dcard70305small.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/main\/images\/7dcard70305small.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"453\" \/><br \/><em>&#8230;youre not old as long as you can remember where your nuts are.<\/em><\/td>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"andymcard70305small.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/main\/images\/andymcard70305small.jpg\" width=\"313\" height=\"453\" \/><br \/><em>There! Just for a minute , didn&#8217;t you forget all about having a birthday?<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For me!! &#8230;youre not old as long as you can remember where your nuts are. There! Just for a minute , didn&#8217;t you forget all about having a birthday?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}