{"id":803,"date":"2005-07-01T03:39:18","date_gmt":"2005-07-01T03:39:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=803"},"modified":"2005-07-01T03:39:18","modified_gmt":"2005-07-01T03:39:18","slug":"damn-dirty-boots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=803","title":{"rendered":"Damn Dirty Boots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was running the other night around this time.  I like working out late.  So, I was clocking mile(s) on my apartment&#8217;s treadmill and watching MTV. Cause music and working out are like &#8220;peas and carrots&#8221; only more edible.<\/p>\n<p>MTV <em>shows <\/em>videos at this time of night.  A novel thought indeed.  This vdeo comes on.  It&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pseudo.com\/player\/index.php?pt=0&#038;channelID=21&#038;showID=200&#038;episodeID=15586&#038;user_id=-1\">re-make of Nancy Sinatra&#8217;s &#8220;These Boots are Made for Walking&#8221;<\/a>.  The <em>hottest blonde<\/em> I&#8217;ve seen on tv in the last 10 minutes pops out of the General Lee and sings about these boots.<\/p>\n<p>I was captivated.<\/p>\n<p>The song was funky\/awesome.  I swear I ran an extra mile during those 3 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>I was so blinded by the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pseudo.com\/player\/index.php?pt=0&#038;channelID=21&#038;showID=200&#038;episodeID=15586&#038;user_id=-1\">groove<\/a> and the hot blonde that I couldn&#8217;t quite put my finger on, that I was actually stunned when video ended.  The credits were shown. It was Jessica damn Simpson.<\/p>\n<p>I actually <em>like<\/em> a <a href=\"http:\/\/music.yahoo.com\/ar-295687-videos--Jessica-Simpson\">Jessica damn Simpson song<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I feel dirty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was running the other night around this time. I like working out late. So, I was clocking mile(s) on my apartment&#8217;s treadmill and watching MTV. Cause music and working out are like &#8220;peas and carrots&#8221; only more edible. MTV shows videos at this time of night. A novel thought indeed. This vdeo comes on. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music-pop-culture-schlock","category-pop-culture-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=803"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}