{"id":798,"date":"2005-06-27T00:16:15","date_gmt":"2005-06-27T00:16:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=798"},"modified":"2005-06-27T00:16:15","modified_gmt":"2005-06-27T00:16:15","slug":"groonkly-bits-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=798","title":{"rendered":"Groonkly Bits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a two-fer!<\/p>\n<div class=\"blocked\">Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can&#8217;t see where it keeps its brain.<br \/>\n<br \/>-J.K. Rowling, &#8220;Dobby&#8217;s Reward,&#8221; Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999, spoken by the character <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quotegarden.com\/bk-hp.html\">Arthur Weasley<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"blocked\">Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.<br \/>\n&#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.quotationspage.com\/quotes\/Arthur_C._Clarke\">Arthur C. Clarke<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a two-fer! Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can&#8217;t see where it keeps its brain. -J.K. Rowling, &#8220;Dobby&#8217;s Reward,&#8221; Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999, spoken by the character Arthur Weasley Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories. &#8211;Arthur C. Clarke<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}