{"id":620,"date":"2004-07-10T05:28:11","date_gmt":"2004-07-10T05:28:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=620"},"modified":"2004-07-10T05:28:11","modified_gmt":"2004-07-10T05:28:11","slug":"walking-talking-ex-laxes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=620","title":{"rendered":"Walking, Talking Ex-Laxes"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;&#8230;you&#8217;re a constipator, Peanut.  You disturbed my shit and that&#8217;s annoying.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;Rube &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sho.com\/site\/deadlikeme\/home.do\">Dead Like Me<\/a>&#8221; <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvtome.com\/tvtome\/servlet\/GuidePageServlet\/showid-16840\/epid-257370\/\">Nighthawks<\/a><\/i><br \/>\n(Rube expalins to George why she constantly upsets him.)\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Don&#8217;t we all know people like that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;&#8230;you&#8217;re a constipator, Peanut. You disturbed my shit and that&#8217;s annoying.&#8221; &#8211;Rube &#8220;Dead Like Me&#8221; Nighthawks (Rube expalins to George why she constantly upsets him.) Don&#8217;t we all know people like that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=620"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}