{"id":513,"date":"2004-03-22T01:33:07","date_gmt":"2004-03-22T01:33:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=513"},"modified":"2004-03-22T01:33:07","modified_gmt":"2004-03-22T01:33:07","slug":"what-is-this-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=513","title":{"rendered":"What is this song?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is it original?  Is it a TV altered version of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chelwood.lewisham.sch.uk\/yellowclass.htm\">nursery rhyme<\/a> I keep finding?  What the fark is it?<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Two little monkeys sitting in a tree,<br \/>\nOne is blind and the other can&#8217;t see<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I heard it on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvtome.com\/tvtome\/servlet\/GuidePageServlet\/showid-20818\/epid-269520\/\">this noise<\/a> earlier tonight.  Damn if I can&#8217;t remember the rest of the lyrics they sang.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is it original? Is it a TV altered version of the nursery rhyme I keep finding? What the fark is it? Two little monkeys sitting in a tree, One is blind and the other can&#8217;t see I heard it on this noise earlier tonight. Damn if I can&#8217;t remember the rest of the lyrics they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-too-many-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=513"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}