{"id":512,"date":"2004-03-21T08:00:26","date_gmt":"2004-03-21T08:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=512"},"modified":"2004-03-21T08:00:26","modified_gmt":"2004-03-21T08:00:26","slug":"groonkly-bit-48","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=512","title":{"rendered":"Groonkly Bit"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p>Don&#8217;t invite &#8220;crazy&#8221; into your house.  It never knows when to leave.<br \/>\n-groonk\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That came to mind a few months ago after certain situations came around in my prescence.  Can I be more vague about those events?<\/p>\n<p>Certainly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t invite &#8220;crazy&#8221; into your house. It never knows when to leave. -groonk That came to mind a few months ago after certain situations came around in my prescence. Can I be more vague about those events? Certainly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=512"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}