{"id":504,"date":"2004-03-13T21:47:34","date_gmt":"2004-03-13T21:47:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=504"},"modified":"2004-03-13T21:47:34","modified_gmt":"2004-03-13T21:47:34","slug":"er-quirks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=504","title":{"rendered":"ER quirks"},"content":{"rendered":"

Stickers seen on a motorcycle helmet in the ER:<\/p>\n

“I’m here for the blowjob”
\n“Free moustache rides”
\n“I’d fuck your brains out but it’s obvious someone beat me to it”
\n“Instant asshole: just add alcohol”<\/p>\n

And my favorite:
\n“strangers have the best candy”<\/p>\n

Sticker quotes recalled by MedicMike.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Stickers seen on a motorcycle helmet in the ER: “I’m here for the blowjob” “Free moustache rides” “I’d fuck your brains out but it’s obvious someone beat me to it” “Instant asshole: just add alcohol” And my favorite: “strangers have the best candy” Sticker quotes recalled by MedicMike.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}