{"id":430,"date":"2004-01-08T13:05:13","date_gmt":"2004-01-08T13:05:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=430"},"modified":"2004-01-08T13:05:13","modified_gmt":"2004-01-08T13:05:13","slug":"a-simple-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=430","title":{"rendered":"A simple question"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some weeks ago I viewed one of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fox.com\/simplelife\/\">Fox&#8217;s many reality TV shows <\/a>that they claim they would never make again.  Since I&#8217;m tired of their names being spread all over the known universe I&#8217;m gonna give them new names.  Tall Skinny Skank and Skank Tag-a-Long.<\/p>\n<p>The show that I viewed had TSS and STL tasked to change a Sonic display sign to reflect the new menu.  The girls comply with shenanigans.  They decide to have the sign mention something about &#8216;boogers&#8217; but they don&#8217;t know how to spell &#8216;boogers&#8217;.  So instead the sign reads something like, &#8220;Come try our salty weiners!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My only question is, &#8220;How in the fuck can they spell &#8216;wieners&#8217; and not &#8216;boogers&#8217;?&#8221;  There&#8217;s the whole &#8216;i&#8217; before &#8216;e&#8217; rule and everything.<\/p>\n<p>These are the thoughts that run through my head.<\/p>\n<p>-groonk<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some weeks ago I viewed one of Fox&#8217;s many reality TV shows that they claim they would never make again. Since I&#8217;m tired of their names being spread all over the known universe I&#8217;m gonna give them new names. Tall Skinny Skank and Skank Tag-a-Long. The show that I viewed had TSS and STL tasked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-too-many-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=430"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}