{"id":3195,"date":"2013-03-09T21:13:17","date_gmt":"2013-03-10T03:13:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=3195"},"modified":"2013-03-09T21:13:18","modified_gmt":"2013-03-10T03:13:18","slug":"no-brakes-bistro-no-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=3195","title":{"rendered":"No Brakes Bistro, No More!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='posterous_autopost'>\n<p><div class='p_embed p_image_embed'> <a href=\"http:\/\/getfile0.posterous.com\/getfile\/files.posterous.com\/groonk\/BDlHrlpyEzEFsAanbaxFbbjIzsqmpDheyFEpsBdxDmmocGpryCBICtmkJFJI\/-92146917.jpg.scaled1000.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"-92146917\" height=\"460\" src=\"http:\/\/getfile0.posterous.com\/getfile\/files.posterous.com\/groonk\/BDlHrlpyEzEFsAanbaxFbbjIzsqmpDheyFEpsBdxDmmocGpryCBICtmkJFJI\/-92146917.jpg.scaled1000.jpg\" width=\"816\" \/><\/a> <\/div>\n<\/p>\n<p>Went to Straight to Ale to get my last Bistro Burger. <\/p>\n<p>My heart is sad but my waist is grateful.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Went to Straight to Ale to get my last Bistro Burger. My heart is sad but my waist is grateful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tales-from-the-futurephone"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3195\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}