{"id":3140,"date":"2013-01-18T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-19T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=3140"},"modified":"2013-01-18T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2013-01-19T05:00:00","slug":"the-day-in-tweets-for-2013-01-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=3140","title":{"rendered":"The Day in Tweets for 2013-01-17"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"ws_tweet_list\">\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Signs I&#039;m Old: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/stephenathome\">@stephenathome<\/a>  &#039;s cheap shot \/Reagan joke flew over more than half his audience&#039;s heads. But I lol&#039;d hard. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23darkhumor\">#darkhumor<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/groonk\/statuses\/292142650428100608\">2013-01-17<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&quot;@rstevens: Dear Marvel, I have a billion-dollar idea for you: *Lubricated* Hulk Hands\u00c2\u00ae.&quot; HULK SMASH DOLPHIN. HULK SMASH IT REAL GOOD. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/groonk\/statuses\/292125341718310912\">2013-01-17<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&quot;@rick_snee: Third Amendment&#039;s the Charm <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/q98RcmRe&#038;quot\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/q98RcmRe&#038;quot<\/a>; Three Laws Safe. Until the founders make an AI w\/a 2nd brain. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/groonk\/statuses\/292120668739342337\">2013-01-17<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">I unlocked the 30 Rock Fan sticker on <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23GetGlue\">#GetGlue<\/a>! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/OTxNw4VM\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/OTxNw4VM<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/groonk\/statuses\/292109289852645377\">2013-01-17<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">I unlocked the Parks and Recreation: Two Parties &#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/euAw3dUq\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/euAw3dUq<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/groonk\/statuses\/292109205140275200\">2013-01-17<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">The Secret Life Of Superheroes &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/fcrOmu6z\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/fcrOmu6z<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/3A4P3uyL\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/3A4P3uyL<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/groonk\/statuses\/292072518351720448\">2013-01-17<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Lego Man of Steel Trailer <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%232\">#2<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/mb7wORk8\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/mb7wORk8<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/groonk\/statuses\/292072319545913345\">2013-01-17<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\"><a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23musicbreak\">#musicbreak<\/a> I Fight Dragons &#8211; cRaZie$  [Official Music Video] <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/utpEWR38\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/utpEWR38<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/groonk\/statuses\/292069611304804353\">2013-01-17<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Signs I&#039;m Old: @stephenathome &#039;s cheap shot \/Reagan joke flew over more than half his audience&#039;s heads. But I lol&#039;d hard. #darkhumor 2013-01-17 &quot;@rstevens: Dear Marvel, I have a billion-dollar idea for you: *Lubricated* Hulk Hands\u00c2\u00ae.&quot; HULK SMASH DOLPHIN. HULK SMASH IT REAL GOOD. 2013-01-17 &quot;@rick_snee: Third Amendment&#039;s the Charm http:\/\/t.co\/q98RcmRe&#038;quot; Three Laws Safe. Until [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[250,251],"class_list":["post-3140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-too-many-thoughts","tag-tweeted","tag-tweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}