{"id":2952,"date":"2012-07-04T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-05T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=2952"},"modified":"2012-07-04T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-07-05T04:00:00","slug":"the-day-in-tweets-for-2012-07-03","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=2952","title":{"rendered":"The Day in Tweets for 2012-07-03"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"ws_tweet_list\">\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">this day: not moving fast enough. evidence to this:my hand on the doorknob and one foot firmly over the threshold. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23checkedout\">#checkedout<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/groonk\/statuses\/220244877907206145\">2012-07-03<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Tweet Find: Twitter: We Comply with 63% of Government Requests <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/zpFr6qmC\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/zpFr6qmC<\/a>, see more <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/ZnrQoGRx\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/ZnrQoGRx<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/groonk\/statuses\/220227148110245888\">2012-07-03<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&quot;@robdelaney: I just spilled scalding water on my penis &amp; testicles. RT <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Garfield\">@Garfield<\/a>: Are we having fun yet?&quot; Rule 34 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/groonk\/statuses\/220216809519988737\">2012-07-03<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">&quot;@BryanMcB: Yeah, sexy mental health problems! &quot;Spanking linked to increased risk of mental health problems&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/6Z2sSQeI&#038;quot\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/6Z2sSQeI&#038;quot<\/a>; Rule 34 <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/groonk\/statuses\/220199587707748353\">2012-07-03<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">work doesn&#039;t know own it&#039;s my birthday. It&#039;s like having a secret worth nothing. At once thrilling and mundane. <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/groonk\/statuses\/220187943086727168\">2012-07-03<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">I&#039;ll just put this here: 60. ROBERT FROST: The road not taken <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/MmcE76Hh\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/MmcE76Hh<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/groonk\/statuses\/220186841742196739\">2012-07-03<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Today&#8230; I really do&#8230; want that cake. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/J7pRAnW9\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/J7pRAnW9<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23tadaa\">#tadaa<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23anotheryearolde\">#anotheryearolde<\/a>r <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/groonk\/statuses\/220176230123704322\">2012-07-03<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"ws_tweet\">Tweet Find: MonkeyBrain Comics | <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/eY3bom83\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/eY3bom83<\/a>, see more <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/ZnrQoGRx\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/ZnrQoGRx<\/a> <a class=\"ws_tweet_time\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/groonk\/statuses\/220051813913735168\">2012-07-03<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this day: not moving fast enough. evidence to this:my hand on the doorknob and one foot firmly over the threshold. #checkedout 2012-07-03 Tweet Find: Twitter: We Comply with 63% of Government Requests http:\/\/t.co\/zpFr6qmC, see more http:\/\/t.co\/ZnrQoGRx 2012-07-03 &quot;@robdelaney: I just spilled scalding water on my penis &amp; testicles. 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