{"id":284,"date":"2003-09-20T01:50:24","date_gmt":"2003-09-20T06:50:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=284"},"modified":"2009-09-19T15:37:46","modified_gmt":"2009-09-19T20:37:46","slug":"avast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=284","title":{"rendered":"Avast!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.talklikeapirate.com\">Talk like a pirate day<\/a> has come and gone (Sept 19).<\/p>\n<p>I was all <a href=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/mt-archives\/cat_funny.php#001623\">prepared <\/a>too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.talklikeapirate.com\/translator.html\">latet&#8217;t&#8217;party groonk<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Talk like a pirate day has come and gone (Sept 19). I was all prepared too. latet&#8217;t&#8217;party groonk<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[189,229],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","tag-piratey","tag-talk-like-a-pirate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1833,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions\/1833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}