{"id":25,"date":"2003-04-12T05:13:44","date_gmt":"2003-04-12T05:13:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=25"},"modified":"2003-04-12T05:13:44","modified_gmt":"2003-04-12T05:13:44","slug":"ubergeek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"Ubergeek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What do you get when you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ubergeek.tv\/switchlinux\/\" target=\"blank\">switch to Linux<\/a>?  &#8220;Glorious femme bots with a penchant for evil,&#8221; of course.<\/p>\n<p>Deliciously evil Femme Bot.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ubergeek.tv\/switchlinux\/\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/main\/images\/femmebot.gif\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>All that and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ubergeek.tv\/ubergeektv.php\" target=\"blank\">ninjas!<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/main\/images\/ninjas.gif\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you send lots of letters, maybe the folks over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ubergeek.tv\/\" target=\"blank\">ubergeek.tv<\/a> will make more funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you get when you switch to Linux? &#8220;Glorious femme bots with a penchant for evil,&#8221; of course. Deliciously evil Femme Bot. All that and ninjas! If you send lots of letters, maybe the folks over at ubergeek.tv will make more funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-haha"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}