{"id":19,"date":"2003-04-06T07:36:32","date_gmt":"2003-04-06T07:36:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=19"},"modified":"2003-04-06T07:36:32","modified_gmt":"2003-04-06T07:36:32","slug":"groonkly-bit-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=19","title":{"rendered":"Groonkly Bit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I want to take parts of, say, California, Colorado  and Portland, Oregon and mix them up with New York in a huge beaker, maybe with that Bunsen Burner thingy and some chemicals and safety goggles and make one perfectly imperfect Weird Science city in which I could settle down.<br \/>\n-Bazima &#8216;The Bazima Chronicles&#8217; (<a href=\"http:\/\/bazima.surreally.com\/\" target=\"blank\">http:\/\/bazima.surreally.com\/<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want to take parts of, say, California, Colorado and Portland, Oregon and mix them up with New York in a huge beaker, maybe with that Bunsen Burner thingy and some chemicals and safety goggles and make one perfectly imperfect Weird Science city in which I could settle down. -Bazima &#8216;The Bazima Chronicles&#8217; (http:\/\/bazima.surreally.com\/)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}