{"id":1255,"date":"2008-08-16T08:16:02","date_gmt":"2008-08-16T08:16:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1255"},"modified":"2008-08-16T08:16:02","modified_gmt":"2008-08-16T08:16:02","slug":"my-hour-of-the-wolf-wont-let-me-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1255","title":{"rendered":"My Hour of the Wolf Won&#039;t Let Me Sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like drowning in a sea of 80s bubble gum sentiments, a malaise of selfish intentions, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.midwinter.com\/lurk\/guide\/067.html\">great quantities of vodka<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I settled for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=OhZ9ue6qj9I\">Real Genius<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/OhZ9ue6qj9I&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/OhZ9ue6qj9I&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object> <\/div>\n<p>..and my last few bottles of Fosters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like drowning in a sea of 80s bubble gum sentiments, a malaise of selfish intentions, and great quantities of vodka. I settled for Real Genius&#8230; ..and my last few bottles of Fosters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34,19],"tags":[80,123,232,244,257],"class_list":["post-1255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-too-many-thoughts","tag-classic","tag-hour-of-the-wolf","tag-the-80s","tag-too-late-for-thinking","tag-vintage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}