{"id":1229,"date":"2008-05-27T02:07:20","date_gmt":"2008-05-27T02:07:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1229"},"modified":"2008-05-27T02:07:20","modified_gmt":"2008-05-27T02:07:20","slug":"a-time-to-watch-a-lot-of-fictional-people-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1229","title":{"rendered":"A Time To Watch a Lot of Fictional People Die"},"content":{"rendered":"

Internet, <\/p>\n

Stop trying to please me. <\/p>\n

These lists you insist on making in order to fill content on your sites and evoke some kind of reaction(see insane Nerd Wars), at first I found them distasteful. At worse they were lazy and unimaginative. But now you’re showing me things, wonderful things that I can actually agree with. It’s becoming very disturbing. Are you becoming more like me or am I becoming like you?<\/p>\n

Please don’t answer this. <\/p>\n

I’ll sit back and try not to drown in either possibilty. Instead, I’ll reflect on this list of cinematic death<\/a> you’ve placed in front of me<\/a>.<\/p>\n

And I’ll call it, ‘good.’<\/p>\n

Groonk<\/p>\n

Top 5:<\/strong> Pre-Death Monologues in Film<\/a><\/p>\n