{"id":1200,"date":"2008-02-21T19:06:08","date_gmt":"2008-02-21T19:06:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1200"},"modified":"2008-02-21T19:06:08","modified_gmt":"2008-02-21T19:06:08","slug":"groonkly-bit-176","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1200","title":{"rendered":"Groonkly Bit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While watching <a href=\"http:\/\/dsc.discovery.com\/news\/subjects\/dinosaurs\/dinosaurs.html\">DINOSAURS<\/a> RETURN TO LIFE on The Discovery Channel I heard the following:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"blocked\"><p>&#8220;Late one night, Harris is studying feathers in a strain of mutant <a href=\"http:\/\/dsc.discovery.com\/news\/2009\/03\/05\/dinosaur-chicken.html\">chickens<\/a>&#8220;<br \/> &#8211;Narrator, <a href=\"http:\/\/dsc.discovery.com\/news\/subjects\/dinosaurs\/dinosaurs.html\">Dinosaurs<\/a> Come to Life <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>My love of that line is beyond all sense. The absurdity of it. The practicality of it.  The mashup of the two is divine.<\/p>\n<p>Let me say, <a href=\"http:\/\/dsc.discovery.com\/\">Discovery Channel<\/a>, you make it damn near impossible to find a damn thing on that digital confusion you call a website.  You know who your audience is, why not try to live up to their standards a bit harder? I never found a main site for this wonderful show you aired. It&#8217;s as if you don&#8217;t want people to know it exists. You air love and deny any chance of finding it again.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m kinda pissed off at you for that. Yet I&#8217;ll continue to watch you cause I&#8217;m science&#8217;s bitch.<\/p>\n<p>Your treatment of me, it is confusing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While watching DINOSAURS RETURN TO LIFE on The Discovery Channel I heard the following: &#8220;Late one night, Harris is studying feathers in a strain of mutant chickens&#8220; &#8211;Narrator, Dinosaurs Come to Life My love of that line is beyond all sense. The absurdity of it. The practicality of it. The mashup of the two is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1200\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}