{"id":1180,"date":"2008-01-23T10:55:57","date_gmt":"2008-01-23T10:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1180"},"modified":"2008-01-23T10:55:57","modified_gmt":"2008-01-23T10:55:57","slug":"stephen-colbert-taught-me-it-really-is-all-about-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1180","title":{"rendered":"Stephen Colbert Taught Me it Really IS all about Him"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Writer&#8217;s Strike has taught me a few things.  I don&#8217;t miss series episodic TV half as much as I thought I would. If all shows in a season went down to 6 or 13 episodes per year, I think that would be a very good thing. It also taught me another important thing: I need a weekly serving of solid, wholesome satire in my diet.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, THE DAILY SHOW and THE COLBERT REPORT are the only things denied me in this deserted TV land. Then they returned a week ago.  They returned, without their souls.  The heads and bodies were there, but the funny was down by half.  I understand their return to TV in this skeleton form was needed. If they stayed off the air much longer, their studios would be in danger of shutting down forever.<\/p>\n<p>So I choke down the past few weeks of Colbert and Stewart&#8217;s shows like so much cold pizza.  As the saying goes, it&#8217;s better than nothing at all.<\/p>\n<p>Then last night, last night the idea of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/James_Burke_%28science_historian%29\">James Burke<\/a>&#8216;s <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Connections_(TV_series)\">CONNECTIONS<\/a>* in history came into play before my eyes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Colbert&#8217;s history revealed:<\/strong><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><embed FlashVars='videoId=148029' src='http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com\/sitewide\/video_player\/view\/default\/swf.jhtml' quality='high' bgcolor='#cccccc' width='332' height='316' name='comedy_central_player' align='middle' allowScriptAccess='always' allownetworking='external' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer'><\/embed><\/div>\n<p><strong>Colbert&#8217;s destiny is <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Andrew_Young\">Andrew Young<\/a>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><embed FlashVars='videoId=148028' src='http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com\/sitewide\/video_player\/view\/default\/swf.jhtml' quality='high' bgcolor='#cccccc' width='332' height='316' name='comedy_central_player' align='middle' allowScriptAccess='always' allownetworking='external' type='application\/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer'><\/embed><\/div>\n<p>Connections are everywhere. You&#8217;re right, Mr Young, they really do need their writers back. My brain will end up fat on cold satire if this strike goes any longer.  Nobody likes a fathead.<\/p>\n<p>Now take us out with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com\/motherload\/index.jhtml?ml_video=148027\">a song, Stephen<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>*Many thanks to Dan Carlin&#8217;s latest Hardcore History &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dancarlin.com\/hhpage1.asp\">A Fly on James Burke&#8217;s Wall<\/a>&#8221; for introducing me to James Burke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Writer&#8217;s Strike has taught me a few things. I don&#8217;t miss series episodic TV half as much as I thought I would. If all shows in a season went down to 6 or 13 episodes per year, I think that would be a very good thing. 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