{"id":1176,"date":"2008-01-17T07:52:01","date_gmt":"2008-01-17T07:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1176"},"modified":"2008-01-17T07:52:01","modified_gmt":"2008-01-17T07:52:01","slug":"the-morning-so-far","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1176","title":{"rendered":"The Morning so Far"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dresdencodak.com\/\">Dresden Codak&#8217;s <\/a>doing some guest comic goodness:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/picturesforsadchildren.com\/index.php?comicID=88\">Pictures for sad children<\/a> gets ***<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/overcompensating.com\/posts\/20080111.html\">Overcompensating<\/a> also gets ***<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.warrenellis.com\/\">Internet Jesus <\/a>scared me awake by suggesting a certain presidential candidate that wears, and believes in, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/overcompensating.com\/posts\/20080111.html\">magic underpants<\/a>&#8221; is just a test subject. His sole purpose is to ascertain whether the American public would eventually (let&#8217;s say 12 years)be willing to vote for a <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/345563\/tom-cruise-uncut-the-freedom-medal-award-ceremony\">man who believes alien ghosts <\/a>tend to overload human bodies with their essence.<\/p>\n<p>You know. <a href=\"http:\/\/community.livejournal.com\/ohnotheydidnt\/19408297.html\">This<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5002269\/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress\">guy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Australia&#8217;s looking awful pretty these days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dresden Codak&#8217;s doing some guest comic goodness: Pictures for sad children gets *** Overcompensating also gets *** The Internet Jesus scared me awake by suggesting a certain presidential candidate that wears, and believes in, &#8220;magic underpants&#8221; is just a test subject. His sole purpose is to ascertain whether the American public would eventually (let&#8217;s say [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mornings-go-boom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}