{"id":1163,"date":"2007-11-21T14:12:58","date_gmt":"2007-11-21T14:12:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1163"},"modified":"2007-11-21T14:12:58","modified_gmt":"2007-11-21T14:12:58","slug":"me-im-gone-to-eat-some-turkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1163","title":{"rendered":"Me. I&#039;m Gone to Eat Some Turkey."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You. You can watch a lovely <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=AWbRiJWZiqc\">Spaced Jam* Osymyso<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/AWbRiJWZiqc&#038;rel=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/AWbRiJWZiqc&#038;rel=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object> <\/div>\n<p>And while you&#8217;re at it, be sure to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.iwatchstuff.com\/2007\/10\/spaced_to_be_dumbed_down_for_a.php\">protest McSpaced <\/a>with all the heart you can muster. <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&#038;friendID=144582906&#038;blogID=324420860&#038;Mytoken=5FBE0D3D-9CC3-409A-89775E57C09B4ECF43835423\">Edgar would like it if you did<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>As would I.<\/p>\n<p>*Not <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0117705\/\">that one<\/a>. The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spaced-out.org.uk\/\"><strong>good <\/strong>one<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You. You can watch a lovely Spaced Jam* Osymyso. And while you&#8217;re at it, be sure to protest McSpaced with all the heart you can muster. Edgar would like it if you did. As would I. *Not that one. The good one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays","category-music-pop-culture-schlock"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}