{"id":1161,"date":"2007-11-20T01:39:43","date_gmt":"2007-11-20T01:39:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1161"},"modified":"2007-11-20T01:39:43","modified_gmt":"2007-11-20T01:39:43","slug":"groonkly-bit-168","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1161","title":{"rendered":"Groonkly Bit"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"withquote\">\n<p class=\"withunquote\">I wrote a letter to my dad &#8211; I wrote, &#8220;I really enjoy being here,&#8221; but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it so i crossed it out and wrote, &#8220;I rarely drive steamboats, dad &#8211; there&#8217;s a lot of shit you don&#8217;t know about me. Quit trying to act like I&#8217;m a steamboat operator.&#8221; This letter took a harsh turn right away&#8230;<br \/>&#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mitch_Hedberg\"><strong>Mitch Hedberg<\/strong><\/a>   <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote a letter to my dad &#8211; I wrote, &#8220;I really enjoy being here,&#8221; but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it so i crossed it out and wrote, &#8220;I rarely drive steamboats, dad &#8211; there&#8217;s a lot of shit you don&#8217;t know about me. Quit trying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}