{"id":1119,"date":"2007-06-02T03:30:06","date_gmt":"2007-06-02T03:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1119"},"modified":"2007-06-02T03:30:06","modified_gmt":"2007-06-02T03:30:06","slug":"hotw-dr-grordborts-infallible-aether-oscillators","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1119","title":{"rendered":"HOTW: Dr. Grordborts Infallible Aether Oscillators"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Squeeze the trigger. Never pull.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ysYsFqwSJ7k\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ysYsFqwSJ7k\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object> <\/div>\n<p>Sharing a <a href=\"http:\/\/wetanz.com\/holics\/rayguns.php\">link<\/a> to a website that sells replica rayguns is quaint. Sharing a <a href=\"http:\/\/wetanz.com\/holics\/rayguns.php\">vintage infomercial selling &#8220;working&#8221; rayguns<\/a> that rid your dates of fetted swamp beasts and repel moon monsters from your ice scream socials, now that&#8217;s worthy of noting.<\/p>\n<p>Two please.<\/p>\n<p>(thanks to: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.warrenellis.com\/?p=4425\">warrenellis.com<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ysYsFqwSJ7k\">exemplary youtube<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Squeeze the trigger. Never pull. Sharing a link to a website that sells replica rayguns is quaint. Sharing a vintage infomercial selling &#8220;working&#8221; rayguns that rid your dates of fetted swamp beasts and repel moon monsters from your ice scream socials, now that&#8217;s worthy of noting. Two please. (thanks to: warrenellis.com, exemplary youtube)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hero-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}