{"id":1104,"date":"2007-04-26T18:39:10","date_gmt":"2007-04-26T18:39:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1104"},"modified":"2007-04-26T18:39:10","modified_gmt":"2007-04-26T18:39:10","slug":"hotw-5290218-otter-colored-glasses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1104","title":{"rendered":"HOTW: 5,290,218 Otter Colored Glasses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And that&#8217;s just for the embedded video below*.<\/p>\n<p>Since these bastards have officially gone viral, you&#8217;d think I&#8217;d file this under the status of &#8220;villain.&#8221;  But my heart is feeling particularly light today. It&#8217;s as if someone assembled a series of mirrors in effort to reflect much needed sunlight onto my soul.<\/p>\n<p>Besides I have a much more deserving villain in mind.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/epUk3T2Kfno\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/epUk3T2Kfno\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object> <\/div>\n<p>DID YOU KNOW?: Showing that video is guaranteed to get you sex with your hot young sexy receptionist.<\/p>\n<p>Challenge my theory of sex physics if you must.  In fact, I dare you to.<\/p>\n<p>(via yahoo news)<\/p>\n<p>(*Fun fact: what people don&#8217;t know is those otters are gay.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And that&#8217;s just for the embedded video below*. Since these bastards have officially gone viral, you&#8217;d think I&#8217;d file this under the status of &#8220;villain.&#8221; But my heart is feeling particularly light today. It&#8217;s as if someone assembled a series of mirrors in effort to reflect much needed sunlight onto my soul. Besides I have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hero-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}