{"id":1090,"date":"2007-04-02T17:10:27","date_gmt":"2007-04-02T17:10:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1090"},"modified":"2007-04-02T17:10:27","modified_gmt":"2007-04-02T17:10:27","slug":"groonkly-bit-152","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1090","title":{"rendered":"Groonkly Bit"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am returned.<\/p>\n

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18)<\/strong> Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for “violating your airspace”
26)<\/strong> Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophecy”
58)<\/strong> Repeat everything someone says, as a question
—101 ways to be annoying<\/a> <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I’m 34% more annoying<\/a> and I’m working hard on #18.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am returned. 18) Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for “violating your airspace”26) Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophecy”58) Repeat everything someone says, as a question—101 ways to be annoying I’m 34% more annoying and I’m working hard on #18.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1090"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}