{"id":1063,"date":"2007-02-05T12:21:39","date_gmt":"2007-02-05T12:21:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1063"},"modified":"2007-02-05T12:21:39","modified_gmt":"2007-02-05T12:21:39","slug":"maxim-is-on-my-shit-list-forever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1063","title":{"rendered":"Maxim is on My Shit List Forever"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Through a random act of events, I just learned that pathetically soft porn magazine MAXIM<\/a>, has labled Tina Fey among “TV’s Least Appealing Ladies.” I know this lists mean absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things. Things like breathing or choosing a non-chaffing pair of underwear must go first in life.<\/p>\n

But I just can’t abide anyone messing with Tina Fey. 30 ROCK has grown on me<\/a> tremendously over the past few weeks. I consider it ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT lite. Yet there’s nothing lite about Tina Fey’s performance, or Alec Baldwin<\/a>‘s for that matter but this post isn’t about him.<\/p>\n

MAXIM, it would be best for all of us if you hold your heathen tongue. You are not fit to judge The Fey. Unless the lady in question is wafer-thin<\/a> and\/or smells of broken dreams and jasmine<\/a>, you clearly don’t know what constitutes a good woman. I guess one can expect nonsensical judgements when all your readers are 11 years old and can’t, publicly, afford real porn.<\/p>\n

(This is not the real post mentioned earlier<\/a>. It’s true as toast, sure, but it’s not what I planned for today.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Through a random act of events, I just learned that pathetically soft porn magazine MAXIM, has labled Tina Fey among “TV’s Least Appealing Ladies.” I know this lists mean absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things. Things like breathing or choosing a non-chaffing pair of underwear must go first in life. But I just […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1063"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1063\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}