{"id":1054,"date":"2007-01-21T02:57:40","date_gmt":"2007-01-21T02:57:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1054"},"modified":"2007-01-21T02:57:40","modified_gmt":"2007-01-21T02:57:40","slug":"ultra-patriotic-alien-puppet-sex-at-the-earths-core","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1054","title":{"rendered":"Ultra-Patriotic Alien Puppet Sex at the Earth&#039;s Core"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DO62HCLcWro\">full realization<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/adultswim.com\">in February<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"> <object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gwlk9DKpOwk\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gwlk9DKpOwk\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Saul_of_the_Mole_Men\">STRATA<\/a>: think <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sid_and_Marty_Krofft\">Sid and Marty Kroft <\/a>on a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eyeofthesnyder.com\/saul.html\">tub<\/a> full of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/blog\/mt-archives\/004873.php\">LSD<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The full realization in February. STRATA: think Sid and Marty Kroft on a tub full of LSD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1054"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}