{"id":1041,"date":"2007-01-05T13:23:13","date_gmt":"2007-01-05T13:23:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1041"},"modified":"2007-01-05T13:23:13","modified_gmt":"2007-01-05T13:23:13","slug":"disappointment-makes-me-violent-and-sleepy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1041","title":{"rendered":"Disappointment Makes Me Violent&#8230; and Sleepy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"photo\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/groonk\/336939682\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/135\/336939682_8833243e76.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"Take a number\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a>  <\/div>\n<p>This is a joke grenade found in Lee Ann&#8217;s last week.  I had never heard of Lee Ann&#8217;s before that night.  I find their sense of humor conforting today.  For today I have a complaint that I believe can only be solved with a structure obliterating shaped charge. The grenade featured above doesn&#8217;t come close to filling my want but it&#8217;s nothing to sneeze at either.  I should probably take a nap and get over it.<\/p>\n<p>I have no complaints with the elusive, yet <a href=\"http:\/\/huntsville.about.com\/od\/gossip\/a\/gossip120106.htm\">tragically trendy<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/bama.live.advance.net\/dining\/huntsvilletimes\/mkaylor.ssf?\/base\/entertainment\/11624625669870.xml&#038;coll=1\">Lee Ann&#8217;s<\/a>. It&#8217;s ok in my book.<\/p>\n<p>So far.<\/p>\n<p>Many thanks goes to Todd for his gadget intensified futurephone which had a flashlight bright as ten suns at the ready.  Otherwise this would have been another in a long line of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/groonk\/sets\/72057594083947076\/\">ridiculously dark photos<\/a> my Razr likes to take.  I suppose I could start taking shots during daylight hours but where exactly is the fun in that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a joke grenade found in Lee Ann&#8217;s last week. I had never heard of Lee Ann&#8217;s before that night. I find their sense of humor conforting today. For today I have a complaint that I believe can only be solved with a structure obliterating shaped charge. The grenade featured above doesn&#8217;t come close [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tales-from-the-futurephone"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1041\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}