{"id":1019,"date":"2006-11-11T14:00:34","date_gmt":"2006-11-11T14:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1019"},"modified":"2006-11-11T14:00:34","modified_gmt":"2006-11-11T14:00:34","slug":"lost-and-the-judgements-of-island-monsters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1019","title":{"rendered":"LOST and the Judgements of Island Monsters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is this thing I do a thing when I watch a TV show or movie or read a book. I over-analyze the crap out of it.  If the TV show or movie kicks all sorts of ass, I try to figure out how they did it and make a mental note to use it in the future. Books get an instant mental edit as I read them.  My read time doubles if the damn thing is atrocious. If the book is especially good or funny I make a note on that style.  Basically, if any story stinks, I try to figure out what they did wrong and what I would have done to do it right.<\/p>\n<p>Middle of the road tales get no memories or re-edits. They get chuckles that fade as soon as they&#8217;ve begun.<\/p>\n<p>A few years ago, I had a class on the history of World War II in film.  We watched various films and compared the stories to real historical facts.  When I saw these films in class, I made notes.  They were to be my touchstones so that I wouldn&#8217;t be working with nothing but empty memories when the weekly papers were due.<\/p>\n<p>LOST is more complex than most mainstream shows. Two and a third seasons into their run I&#8217;ve decided to create physical notes as well as mental ones.  I don&#8217;t have any papers due.  I just want my own touchstones to what in hell is going on on that island.<\/p>\n<p>These notes are not fully formed thoughts. They will not summarize the episode in detail. They are immediate reactions to what&#8217;s happening on screen or in the story. These bits are the gist to what I&#8217;ve gained from the episode. At times it will seem like I hate LOST.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m merely taking a step away from the fantasy in order to keep a semi-objective view on what&#8217;s going on.  You always tease the things things\/ones you love most.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve found that making notes on virgin episodes take me out of the story. We can&#8217;t have that. I&#8217;ve decided to jot things down on the second viewing instead.  This is what I did  with the episode &#8220;The Cost of Living.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Read the random typings of a madman. Try not to go crazy in the process.<\/p>\n<p>Notes for &#8220;The Cost of Living&#8221; are after the jump.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nThe following is <strong>SPOILIERIFIC <\/strong>to anyone who just came out of that rock in the last 2 weeks.<\/p>\n<p>Also, a lot of the following is pretty damn obvious.  That&#8217;s just how I roll sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>LOST &#8220;The Cost of Living&#8221;<br \/>\nSomeone&#8217;s gonna die. I immediately know this. The title says it all. It&#8217;s gotta happen.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cold Open<\/strong><br \/>\nFLASHBACK<br \/>\nThis nun must have read Les Miserables. I haven&#8217;t yet but I got the cliff notes.  And like the title to Lost, I can figure out that both stories don&#8217;t\/won&#8217;t end well.<\/p>\n<p>PRESENT<br \/>\nEko has slept for days and he&#8217;s dreaming us up a flashback on how he got his brother killed and became a priest.<\/p>\n<p>The Island&#8217;s fucking with Eko&#8217;s mind. I wonder why none of the other Losties are upset by visitations from their sorta pasts? Or main crew can&#8217;t be the only ones&#8230;can they?<\/p>\n<p>Charlie is being useful for once.  It&#8217;s only a matter of time until he fucks up again.  You can&#8217;t set your watch by it but you damn well can count on it happening.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Act one<\/strong><br \/>\nPRESENT<br \/>\nJack works out. Isn&#8217;t he the industrious brain surgeon with unexplained tattoos.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be damned if I can never clearly read Benry&#8217;s face. Damn his good acting for disrupting my skills of observation.<\/p>\n<p>Danny&#8217;s burying his Other wife.  It should evoke a feeling of &#8220;they&#8217;re people too&#8221; but I&#8217;m having a hard time seeing them as nothing but monsters who steal sleeping children in the middle of the night.<\/p>\n<p>Benry was really caught off guard by jack&#8217;s cleverness. Huh.<\/p>\n<p>Hurley&#8217;s still the same size.  That island&#8217;s the worse diet regimen ever.<\/p>\n<p>Locke&#8217;s a bit less mystical. I guess having your hopes constantly dashed would change your world view.<\/p>\n<p>FLASHBACK<br \/>\nEko takes over his brother&#8217;s church but will he ask forgiveness?<\/p>\n<p>PRESENT<br \/>\nEko has a new stick.  This one physically aides him while his old stick was a spiritual guide.<\/p>\n<p>The Island wants Eko to confess his sins. It wants all of his sins, I imagine. This time It uses a child as the physical image of innocence whereas the first time was his brother.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Act two<\/strong><br \/>\nPRESENT<br \/>\nLocke invites other Losties to their reindeer games. How nice of him.<\/p>\n<p>What happened to Desmond&#8217;s precognitive abilities?<\/p>\n<p>FLASHBACK<br \/>\nEko washes his hands in holy water. That&#8217;s gotta have some meaning.<\/p>\n<p>Eko&#8217;s given an ultimatum by the new bad guys. He does not take that well. It&#8217;s interesting the juxtaposition of his situation.<\/p>\n<p>PRESENT<br \/>\nWhy is the monster being all sneaky? And why in Hell does it still fear Eko?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Act Three<\/strong><br \/>\nPRESENT<br \/>\nThe Others have cheeseburgers.  It looks fresh too.  I wonder if they also have farmland and the like or if every thing&#8217;s freeze dried and meant to look fresh.<\/p>\n<p>Benry&#8217;s telling Jack they had a long con ready for Jack.  Is this a part of the con or are they taking a new angle?<\/p>\n<p>Benry talks about fate.  Are The Others not the master planners we think they are? Are they merely opportunists and taking the chances they need?<\/p>\n<p>Eko still has lots of anger&#8230;and he is afraid of something still.<\/p>\n<p>So fear does lead to anger. Damn you,  Yoda.<\/p>\n<p>FLASHBACK<br \/>\nIs Eko really like his brother?<\/p>\n<p>No, because Eko still wants to run.<\/p>\n<p>PRESENT<br \/>\nThe rest of the Losties have some idea what the cool kids are up to. She knew Eko&#8217;s brother was in the plane.<\/p>\n<p>Locke saw lights when he first looked at the monster Did he see lights when the damn thing nearly dragged him into a rabbit hole?<\/p>\n<p>Eko saw what we see. Big willful clouds of smoke. Does that make us sinners?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Act Four<\/strong><br \/>\nPRESENT<br \/>\nEko can&#8217;t find his brother at the plane crash site but Locke found his brother&#8217;s cross.<\/p>\n<p>Can the Island ressurect? Doubtful.<\/p>\n<p>FLASHBACK<br \/>\nthe bad guys don&#8217;t realize they&#8217;re dealing with Crime Boss Eko?<\/p>\n<p>Eko murders the hell out of them He still has no mercy or forgiveness I suspect.<\/p>\n<p>Yet he is taken aback by the towns people&#8217;s stares.<\/p>\n<p>PRESENT<br \/>\nThe blonde chick is watching the Pearl Station tape. Are The Cool Kids ever gonna realize their strength is in their numbers?<\/p>\n<p>New Guy likes potty humor.<\/p>\n<p>Who the hell is eyepatch guy? And why isn&#8217;t the gang worried about their location being given away.<\/p>\n<p>Why &#8220;Too Kill a mockingbird&#8221;? Where the hell is Boo Radley?<\/p>\n<p>The camera didn&#8217;t move so her little TV trick either didn&#8217;t have an operator or&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dissension amongst The Others?<\/p>\n<p>Can you trust a body that tells you of their plot to kill one of their own?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Act Five<\/strong><br \/>\nFLASHBACK<br \/>\nIs Eko bad for stealing the food to sate hunger? For killing the bad men?<\/p>\n<p>Go to London and repent? Is that what got Eko on the plane?<\/p>\n<p>And he owes his brother a church? Is that the church he was building on the Island last season?<\/p>\n<p>PRESENT<\/p>\n<p>His brother apparition doesn&#8217;t speak this time.<\/p>\n<p>Why does the monster wish to judge people?<\/p>\n<p>Eko believes in survival.  But the monster wants more? What the hell does it want? And what the hell is it?<\/p>\n<p>Eko prays and shows fear. The monster reacts badly to fear.<\/p>\n<p>Eko&#8217;s last thoughts: of his brother.<br \/>\nEko&#8217;s last words: &#8220;We&#8217;re next.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Damn dying people and their prophecies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is this thing I do a thing when I watch a TV show or movie or read a book. I over-analyze the crap out of it. If the TV show or movie kicks all sorts of ass, I try to figure out how they did it and make a mental note to use it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1019"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}