{"id":1008,"date":"2006-10-10T16:14:37","date_gmt":"2006-10-10T16:14:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1008"},"modified":"2006-10-10T16:14:37","modified_gmt":"2006-10-10T16:14:37","slug":"doro-bush-koch-launched-a-ship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/?p=1008","title":{"rendered":"Doro Bush Koch launched a Ship"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doro Bush Koch is a name that inspires amusement in me.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/main\/images\/bushcarrierlaunch.php\" onclick=\"window.open('http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/main\/images\/bushcarrierlaunch.php','popup','width=450,height=364,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.groonk.net\/main\/images\/bushcarrierlaunch-thumb.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"161\" border=\"0\" align=\"left\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Have you ever noticed in damn near every full shot picture, moving or otherwise, that the current president takes, he&#8217;s stock still and non-reactionary.  Mountains could fall around him.  Civilization could tumble into nothingness. Hell, a bird could fly into his head and he would have the same stock-still stance.  Look at the above. Everyone else is like, &#8220;Woah, lady, Wtf!&#8221; While he&#8217;s all, &#8220;Lah Dee Dah. Wasted booze sucks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I have a theory.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s a robot.  The lead robot monkey. An automaton put in placed in power and programmed to &#8220;lead.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Think about it. He&#8217;s always on message.  He always has this air of non-human-ness about him.  His public speaking is more stunted than a James T Kirk convention.<\/p>\n<p>He IS the robot revolution come to subjugate us ALL.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just a theory.<\/p>\n<p>(photo cred:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/apnews.myway.com\/image\/20061007\/APTOPIX_BUSH_.sff_VALJ101_20061007125900.html?date=20061007&#038;docid=D8KJTS8O0\">AP Photo\/Lawrence Jackson<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>(photo people:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/apnews.myway.com\/image\/20061007\/APTOPIX_BUSH_.sff_VALJ101_20061007125900.html?date=20061007&#038;docid=D8KJTS8O0\">l-r: President Bush, ex President George HW Bush, Northrop Grumman&#8217;s  Mike Petters, and Doro Bush Koch<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>(link via 7d)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doro Bush Koch is a name that inspires amusement in me. Have you ever noticed in damn near every full shot picture, moving or otherwise, that the current president takes, he&#8217;s stock still and non-reactionary. Mountains could fall around him. Civilization could tumble into nothingness. Hell, a bird could fly into his head and he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-too-many-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.groonk.net\/bits\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}